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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:26

So they tried
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
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Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Over 3,000 Private Credit Deals From Just 20 Analysts Raise Questions on Wall Street - Bloomberg.com
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...