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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

Unacceptable again!

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Here is every PC and Xbox game shown during Sony's PlayStation State of Play June 2025 - Windows Central

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Over 3,000 Private Credit Deals From Just 20 Analysts Raise Questions on Wall Street - Bloomberg.com

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Over 60? Forget walking and swimming — this simple exercise builds strength and balance - Tom's Guide

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Tyrese Haliburton's Calf Injury Worries NBA Fans as Pacers Lose G5, Face Elimination - Bleacher Report

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Do narcissists love their children?